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The Lighter Side of Pets

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can not get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. --Jeff Valdez

Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well. --Missy Dizick

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. --Mary Bly

No matter how much cats fight, there always seems to be plenty of kittens. --Abraham Lincoln

If it wasn't for dogs, some people would never go for a walk. --Unknown

Man has learned to fly like the birds. Now all he has to do is figure out how to do it as quietly. --Bill Vaughan

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast. --Bob Hope

Cats don't caress us -- they caress themselves on us. --Antoine Rivarol

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. --James Dent

People with insufficient personalities are fond of cats. These people adore being ignored. --Henry Morgan

Birds have bills too, and they keep on singing --Unknown

Telling a teen-ager the facts of life is like giving a fish a bath. --Arnold Glasow

Dogs, like horses, are quadrupeds. That is to say, they have four rupeds, one at each corner, on which they walk. --Frank Muir

Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees. --David Letterman

Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses. --Elizabeth Taylor

Barking dogs may occasionally bite, but laughing men hardly ever shoot. --Konrad Lorenz

A ferret in the trousers is worth two in the bush. --Unknown

Cats are aliens who took over the world years ago! --Unknown

Dogs - Murphy's way of saying, "Nice carpet!" --Unknown