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Taglines about Pets

A ferret by any other name still pongs

A ferret in the hand...will probably bite you.

A ferret in the trousers is worth two in the bush.

A ferret is God's way of telling us nothing is childproof.

A ferret is like a computer virus, it gets into everything.

A man who loved birds will be long remembered as kind.

All the birds sing words and the flowers croon...

Birds are trapped by their feet, people by their tongues.

Birds can't talk! Ask any parrot!

Birds eating: The Joy of Pecks

Birds fly over the rainbow. Why, oh why can't I?

Birds happen music like clocks ticking heavens

Birds have bills too, but they keep on singing

Birds of a feather flock to a newly washed car

Cats - proof that eating & sleeping isn't all bad.

Cats - the ultimate stress reliever.

Cats and writers are extremely territorial

Cats are 80% water and 20% attitude

Cats are Earths most purrfect lifeform

Cats are God's way of saying your furniture's too nice

Cats are aliens who took over the world years ago!

Cats are always more sarcastic than dogs.

Cats are magic. The more you pet them the longer you both live.

Cats aren't sore losers, because cats NEVER lose!

Cats aren't the only species - they just act like it!

Cats bring the winter air inside, nestled in their coats

Cats can't read and they don't want you to, either!

Cats cannot be trained, they only take suggestions

Cats come in many varieties...and every one is divine.

Cats demand their MTV! Milk, Tuna and Vittles

Cats have fur coats since they look positively silly in windbreakers.

Cats have purr -sonality. =^..^=

Cats have the simplest of taste: the best is satisfactory

Cats have their own lives; get on with yours

Cats inspire poets and playwrights

Cats instruct us in the luxurious art of stretching

Cats know how we feel. They don't care, but they know.

Cats know there are Martians hiding in the new drapes

Cats prove that not everything in nature has a purpose.

Cats rule. Dogs drool.

Cats sleep on shelves like motorized bookends.

Cats: pets with a purrfect purrsonality

Chiropodist : A man who trains birds to sing.

Did you know that a gathering of ferrets are called a "business"?

Dogs - Murphy's way of saying, "Nice carpet!"


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