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{"text":"cave canum - beware of the dog", "author":"-- Unknown"},
{"text":"The cat is a dilettante in fur. ", "author":"-- Unknown"},
{"text":"A dog has the soul of a philosopher. ", "author":"-- Plato"},
{"text":"To a dog the whole world is a smell ", "author":"-- Unknown"},
{"text":"The silent dog is the first to bite. ", "author":"-- Unknown"},
{"text":"All men are equal before fish. ", "author":"-- Herbert Hoover"},
{"text":"Time spent with cats is never wasted ", "author":"-- Collette"},
{"text":"If cats could talk, they wouldn't. ", "author":"-- Nan Porter"},
{"text":"Good dogs don't love bad people. ", "author":"-- Lewis Grizzard"},
{"text":"Cats know not how to pardon. ", "author":"-- Jean de la Fontaine"},
{"text":"Cats, like men, are flatterers. ", "author":"-- William S. Landor"},
{"text":"Intelligence in the cat is underrated. ", "author":"-- Louis Wain"},
{"text":"Dogs wait for us faithfully ", "author":"-- Marcus Tullius Cicero"},
{"text":"Top cats often begin as underdogs. ", "author":"-- Bernard Meltzer"},
{"text":"To please himself only the cat purrs. ", "author":"-- Irish Proverb"},
{"text":"You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog. ", "author":"-- Unknown"},
{"text":"Even a cat is a lion in her own lair. ", "author":"-- Indian Proverb"},
{"text":"The birds sing louder when you grow old. ", "author":"-- Rose Chernin"},
{"text":"Artists like cats, soldiers like dogs. ", "author":"-- Desmond Morris"},
{"text":"Birds have bills too, and they keep on singing ", "author":"-- Unknown"},
{"text":"The more I see of men, the more I admire dogs. ", "author":"-- Unknown"},
{"text":"Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs. ", "author":"-- Joseph Stalin"},
{"text":"When all candles be out, all cats be gray. ", "author":"-- John Heywood"},
{"text":"Speak softly and own a big, mean Doberman. ", "author":"-- Dave Miliman"},
{"text":"It is not only fine feathers that make fine birds. ", "author":"-- Aesop"},
{"text":"What's virtue in a man can't be virtue in a cat. ", "author":"-- Unknown"},
{"text":"Unmissed but by his dogs and by his groom. ", "author":"-- William Cowper"},
{"text":"In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats. ", "author":"-- English Proverb"},
{"text":"Beware of silent dogs and still waters. ", "author":"-- Portuguese Proverb"},
{"text":"The cat has too much spirit to have no heart. ", "author":"-- Ernest Menaul"},
{"text":"Managing senior programmers is like herding cats. ", "author":"-- Dave Platt"},
{"text":"Dogs bark at a person they do not know. ", "author":"-- Heraclitus of Ephesus"},
{"text":"We think caged birds sing, when indeed they cry. ", "author":"-- John Webster"},
{"text":"It's better to feed one cat than many mice. ", "author":"-- Norwegian Proverb"},
{"text":"In his castle He is King And I his vassal. ", "author":"-- Mildred R. Howland"},
{"text":"It's better to feed one cat than many mice. ", "author":"-- Norwegian Proverb"},
{"text":"Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job. ", "author":"-- Franklin Jones"},
{"text":"Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God. ", "author":"-- Unknown"},
{"text":"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast. ", "author":"-- Unknown"},
{"text":"Cats regard people as warmblooded furniture. ", "author":"-- Jacquelyn Mitchard"},
{"text":"Flatterers look like friends, as wolves like dogs. ", "author":"-- George Chapman"},
{"text":"Cities, like cats, will reveal themselves at night. ", "author":"-- Rupert Brooke"},
{"text":"Cats don't belong to people. They belong to places. ", "author":"-- Wright Morris"},
{"text":"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat. ", "author":"-- Ellen Perry Berkeley"},
{"text":"A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. ", "author":"-- Unknown"},
{"text":"The more I see of men, the more I admire dogs. ", "author":"-- Jeanne-Marie Roland"},
{"text":"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. ", "author":"-- Unknown"},
{"text":"Dogs' lives are too short. Their only fault, really. ", "author":"-- Agnes Turnbull"},
{"text":"Birds sing after a storm, why shouldn't we? ", "author":"-- Rose Fitzgerald Kennedy"},
{"text":"Some days you're the dog, and some days you're the hydrant. ", "author":"-- Unknown"},
{"text":"A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. ", "author":"-- Unknown"},
{"text":"Some days you're the dog, and some days you're the hydrant. ", "author":"-- Unknown"},
{"text":"When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. ", "author":"-- Unknown"},
{"text":"If it wasn't for dogs, some people would never go for a walk. ", "author":"-- Unknown"},
{"text":"Cats don't caress us - they caress themselves on us.", "author":"-- Antoine Rivarol"},
{"text":"It's a warm wind, the west wind, full of birds' cries. ", "author":"-- John Masefield"},
{"text":"That indefatigable and unsavory engine of pollution, the dog. ", "author":"-- Unknown"},
{"text":"Footnotes - little dogs yapping at the heels of the text", "author":"-- William James"},
{"text":"Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses. ", "author":"-- Elizabeth Taylor"},
{"text":"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. ", "author":"-- Roger Caras"},
{"text":"Women don't like timid men. Cats do not like prudent mice. ", "author":"-- H. L. Mencken"},
{"text":"Cats do not go for a walk to get somewhere but to explore. ", "author":"-- Sidney Denham"},
{"text":"If dogs could talk it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. ", "author":"-- Unknown"},
{"text":"Cats and monkeys, monkeys and cats - all human life is there. ", "author":"-- Henry James"},
{"text":"A kitten is a rosebud in the garden of the animal kingdom. ", "author":"-- Robert Southey"},
{"text":"The real measure of a day's heat is the length of a sleeping cat. ", "author":"-- Unknown"},
{"text":"Here, Gentlemen, a dog teaches us a lesson in humanity ", "author":"-- Napoleon Bonaparte"},
{"text":"Pet a dog where he can't scratch and he'll always be your friend. ", "author":"-- Unknown"},
{"text":"Those who'll play with cats must expect to be scratched. ", "author":"-- Miguel de Cervantes"},
{"text":"To escort a cat on a leash is against the nature of the cat. ", "author":"-- Adlai Stevenson"},
{"text":"Passion for place - there is no greater urge in feline nature. ", "author":"-- Paul Annixter"},
{"text":"To escort a cat on a leash is against the nature of the cat. ", "author":"-- Adlai Stevenson"},
{"text":"Passion for place - there is no greater urge in feline nature. ", "author":"-- Paul Annixter"},
{"text":"Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time. ", "author":"-- Kyoya, 9 Advice from Kids"},
{"text":"People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. ", "author":"-- Faith Resnick"},
{"text":"It is a terrible thing for an old woman to outlive her dogs. ", "author":"-- Tennessee Williams"},
{"text":"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. ", "author":"-- Unknown"},
{"text":"There are two means of refuge from the misery of life - music and cats. ", "author":"-- Unknown"},
{"text":"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. ", "author":"-- Mary Bly"},
{"text":"The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast. ", "author":"-- Bob Hope"},
{"text":"My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog already thinks I am. ", "author":"-- Unknown"},
{"text":"If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one. ", "author":"-- Andy Rooney"},
{"text":"Telling a teen-ager the facts of life is like giving a fish a bath. ", "author":"-- Arnold Glasow"},
{"text":"Cat: A pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs and patronizes human beings. ", "author":"-- Unknown"},
{"text":"No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. ", "author":"-- Unknown"},
{"text":"To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. ", "author":"-- Unknown"},
{"text":"The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs. ", "author":"-- Charles DeGaulle"},
{"text":"Caged birds accept each other but flight is what they long for. ", "author":"-- Tennessee Williams"},
{"text":"If I had to choose, I would rather have birds than airplanes. ", "author":"-- Charles A. Lindbergh"},
{"text":"The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath. ", "author":"-- Unknown"},
{"text":"Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose. ", "author":"-- Unknown"},
{"text":"The dog is mentioned in the Bible eighteen times - the cat not even once.", "author":"-- Unknown"},
{"text":"Never look for the birds of this year in the nests of the last. ", "author":"-- Miguel de Cervantes"},
{"text":"No human being, however great, or powerful, was ever so free as a fish. ", "author":"-- John Ruskin"},
{"text":"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. ", "author":"-- Bern Williams"},
{"text":"You enter a certain amount of madness when you marry a person with pets. ", "author":"-- Nora Ephron"},
{"text":"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. ", "author":"-- Unknown"},
{"text":"Barking dogs may occasionally bite, but laughing men hardly ever shoot. ", "author":"-- Konrad Lorenz"},
{"text":"If you were to make little fishes talk, they would talk like whales. ", "author":"-- Oliver Goldsmith"},
{"text":"Don't mistake pleasure for happiness. They are different breeds of dogs. ", "author":"-- Josh Billings"},
{"text":"In my experience, cats and beds seem to be a natural combination. ", "author":"-- Louis J. Camuti, DVM"},
{"text":"In my experience, cats and beds seem to be a natural combination. ", "author":"-- Louis J. Camuti, DVM"},
{"text":"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. ", "author":"-- Mary Bly"},
{"text":"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. ", "author":"-- Mary Bly"},
{"text":"No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as a dog does. ", "author":"-- Unknown"},
{"text":"To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. ", "author":"-- Aldous Huxley"},
{"text":"By shallow rivers to whose falls<br>Melodious birds sing madrigals. ", "author":"-- Christopher Marlowe"},
{"text":"I hope you love birds, too. It is economical. It saves going to Heaven. ", "author":"-- Emily Dickinson"},
{"text":"One reason the dog has so many friends: He wags his tail instead of his tongue. ", "author":"-- Unknown"},
{"text":"No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens ", "author":"-- Abraham Lincoln"},
{"text":"It is impossible to keep a straight face in the presence of one or more kittens. ", "author":"-- Unknown"},
{"text":"The dog was created especially for children. He is the god of frolic. ", "author":"-- Henry Ward Beecher"},
{"text":"A real Christian is a person who can give his pet parrot to the town gossip. ", "author":"-- Billy Graham"},
{"text":"Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings. ", "author":"-- Oliver Herford"},
{"text":"If your home burns down, rescue the dogs. At least they'll be faithful to you. ", "author":"-- Lee Marvin"},
{"text":"A cat is there when you call her - if she doesn't have something better to do. ", "author":"-- Bill Adler"},
{"text":"It is in the nature of cats to do a certain amount of unescorted roaming. ", "author":"-- Adlai Stevenson"},
{"text":"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. ", "author":"-- Unknown"},
{"text":"No matter how much cats fight, there always seems to be plenty of kittens. ", "author":"-- Abraham Lincoln"},
{"text":"There are two means of refuge from the misery of life - music and cats.", "author":"-- Albert Schweitzer"},
{"text":"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. ", "author":"-- Albert Schweitzer"},
{"text":"I love cats because I love my home and after a while they become its visible soul. ", "author":"-- Unknown"},
{"text":"Histories are more full of examples of the fidelity of dogs than of friends. ", "author":"-- Alexander Pope"},
{"text":"Journalists are like dogs, when ever anything moves they begin to bark. ", "author":"-- Arthur Schopenhauer"},
{"text":"Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose. ", "author":"-- Garrison Keillor"},
{"text":"Two cats can live as cheaply as one, and their owner has twice as much fun. ", "author":"-- Lloyd Alexander"},
{"text":"The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. ", "author":"-- Unknown"},
{"text":"Let us love dogs, let us only love dogs! Men and cats are unworthy creatures. ", "author":"-- Maria Konstant"},
{"text":"It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog. ", "author":"-- Mark Twain"},
{"text":"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods.Cats have never forgotten this. ", "author":"-- Unknown"},
{"text":"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods.Cats have never forgotten this. ", "author":"-- Unknown"},
{"text":"It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog. ", "author":"-- Mark Twain"},
{"text":"It is loneliness that makes the loudest noise. This is as true of men as of dogs. ", "author":"-- Eric Hoffer"},
{"text":"Most cats, when they are Out want to be In, and vice versa, and often simultaneously. ", "author":"-- Unknown"},
{"text":"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. ", "author":"-- Jeff Valdez"},
{"text":"The greatest hatred, like the greatest virtue and the worst dogs, is silent. ", "author":"-- Jean Paul Richter"},
{"text":"The structure of a play is always the story of how the birds came home to roost. ", "author":"-- Arthur Miller"},
{"text":"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can not get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. ", "author":"-- Jeff Valdez"},
{"text":"When cats run home and light is come,<br>And dew is cold upon the ground. ", "author":"-- Alfred, Lord Tennyson"},
{"text":"Some cats is blind, and stone-deaf some, But ain't no cat wuz ever dumb ", "author":"-- Anthony Henderson Euwer"},
{"text":"When the need arises - and it does - you must be able to shoot your own dog. ", "author":"-- Robert A. Heinlein"},
{"text":"Cats are smarter than dogs.You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through the snow. ", "author":"-- Jeff Valdez"},
{"text":"When I play with my cat, who knows if I am not a pastime for her more than she is to me? ", "author":"-- Unknown"},
{"text":"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. ", "author":"-- Unknown"},
{"text":" A cat pours his body on the floor like water. It is restful just to see him. ", "author":"-- William Lyon Phelps"},
{"text":"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through the snow. ", "author":"-- Jeff Valdez"},
{"text":"Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms. ", "author":"-- George Eliot"},
{"text":"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. ", "author":"-- Groucho Marx"},
{"text":"There is no 'cat language.' Painful as it is for us to admit, they don't need one! ", "author":"-- Barbara Holland"},
{"text":"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. ", "author":"-- Groucho Marx"},
{"text":"If you want to be liked, get a dog. The people you work with are not your friends. ", "author":"-- Deborah Norville"},
{"text":"If you want to be liked, get a dog. The people you work with are not your friends. ", "author":"-- Deborah Norville"},
{"text":"Heaven goes by favour. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. ", "author":"-- Mark Twain"},
{"text":"Well-washed and well-combed domestic pets grow dull; they miss the stimulus of fleas. ", "author":"-- Francis Galton"},
{"text":"You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats ", "author":"-- Colonial American Proverb"},
{"text":"I love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little, they become its visible soul. ", "author":"-- Jean Cocteau"},
{"text":"One of the striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. ", "author":"-- Mark Twain"},
{"text":"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. ", "author":"-- Sir Winston Churchill"},
{"text":"Cats were put into the world to disprove the dogma that all things were created to serve man. ", "author":"-- Unknown"},
{"text":"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. ", "author":"-- Sir Winston Churchill"},
{"text":"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. ", "author":"-- Unknown"},
{"text":"Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. ", "author":"-- Martha Scott"},
{"text":"Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer. ", "author":"-- Bruce Graham"},
{"text":"Never chain your dogs together with sausages. One must accustom one's self to be bored. ", "author":"-- Lady Bloomfield"},
{"text":"People with insufficient personalities are fond of cats. These people adore being ignored. ", "author":"-- Henry Morgan"},
{"text":"One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. ", "author":"-- Unknown"},
{"text":"Men are generally more careful of the breed of their horses and dogs than of their children. ", "author":"-- William Penn"},
{"text":"Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want. ", "author":"-- Joseph Wood Krutch"},
{"text":"The eagle suffers little birds to sing,<br>And is not careful what they mean thereby. ", "author":"-- William Shakespeare"},
{"text":"In the middle of a world that has always been a bit mad, the cat walks with confidence. ", "author":"-- Roseanne Anderson"},
{"text":"Cats seem to go on the principle that is never does any harm to ask for what you want. ", "author":"-- Joseph Wood Krutch"},
{"text":"In the middle of a world that has always been a bit mad, the cat walks with confidence. ", "author":"-- Roseanne Anderson"},
{"text":"Cats seem to go on the principle that is never does any harm to ask for what you want. ", "author":"-- Joseph Wood Krutch"},
{"text":"The woman who is really kind to dogs is always one who has failed to inspire sympathy in men. ", "author":"-- Max Beerbohm"},
{"text":"How monotonous the sounds of the forest would be if the music came only from the Top Ten birds. ", "author":"-- Dan Bennett"},
{"text":"I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves. ", "author":"-- Unknown"},
{"text":"If you don't need them, don't feed them. That goes for cats, rats, mother-in-laws and so forth. ", "author":"-- James Murphy"},
{"text":"If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater, suggest that he wear a tail. ", "author":"-- Fran Lebowitz"},
{"text":"Cats do not declare their love much; they enact it, by their myriad invocations of our pleasure. ", "author":"-- Vicki Hearne"},
{"text":"It's funny how dogs and cats know the inside of folks better than other folks do, isn't it? ", "author":"-- Eleanor H. Porter"},
{"text":"It's funny how dogs and cats know the inside of folks better than other folks do, isn't it? ", "author":"-- Eleanor H. Porter"},
{"text":"To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. ", "author":"-- Aldous Leonard Huxley"},
{"text":"Children and dogs are as necessary to the welfare of this country as Wall Street and railroads. ", "author":"-- Harry S. Truman"}
]